10) No one could ever stay mad at BearSeriously, look at that face! So precious!! She's so beautiful that even grumpy people smile at the sight of her.
9) Bear does not yell
She has a very calm demeanor and the only time she even barks is if you startle her with really loud noises (really loud because she is partially deaf).
8) The sexual escapades or tasteful nudes of Bear's spouse would never come in question
Mostly because she doesn't have a spouse, and she is a dog, but seriously? Look at her face and tell me she would ever be involved in such behavior?
7) No nude photos or sexual escapades of Bear's wilder days would come to light
Somewhat related to the the extracurricular activities of her spouse, but also separate, there are no nudes which exist of Bear because she is a dog. None would ever exist, unless you could photos of her butt shaved after she had surgery. In regards to videos, seriously? She is a precious angel! You won't find any!
6) Bear's platform is impressive: More treats for everyone!
That is an idea everyone can get behind. Who doesn't like food? Especially the treat variety.
5) Negotiations would consist of belly rubs and cuddles
Everyone wins in that scenario. Bear would calm down angry negotiators and everyone could made decisions with a level head.
4) Bear is incredibly honest
We won't ever have to worry about the President of the United States lying or doing shady backhanded deals because she is a dog and can't lie.
3) Bear has a positive attitude and loving
When she had surgery a few months ago she wanted to cuddle with me and give me love. Just hours from coming out of surgery I came home to a dog trying to jump on me with excitement because she was so happy to see me (it is important to note I didn't let her jump -- after the first leap I was basically her personal assistant).
2) She inspires me to be a better person
After a hard day at work which is sometimes overwhelming, it is comforting to come home to someone that is overjoyed to see me no matter what. It doesn't matter what happened during either of our days, she inspires me to smile and work hard so I can buy her more dog food and toys.
1) Bear has better hair than both Trump and Hillary
Bear hands (or paws) down wins this by a landslide! Bear's fur is so luxurious and soft. Everyone would be trying to determine who secret hair care regime. If you were wondering, she has fish oil in her food.
Obviously there are many more reasons that my dog should be President of the United States, but I couldn't fit them all here. Seriously everyone! Vote Bear 2016
