Apparently I am a weird foreigner... why? Because I think that people should not drive 100 miles an hour in the rain. Call me crazy, but I believe in this strange phenomena called hydroplaning. It's this weird thing that happens when water builds up between tires and the road surface. What's the big deal? Well, there is this other crazy thing called traction, and this makes it so you can tell your car what to do. Your car basically becomes a sled! Yay for out of control 100 mile and hour crazyness! *insert sarcastic laugh*
But hey, don't listen to me, totally fine. I'll just laugh at you when you get into a horrible accident, rendering your body useless... okay, I will visit you in hospital and feel bad for you, but in my defense... I tried to warn you!
And with that, I will leave you with a song: "Rain is a Good Thing" (it totally is... just saying).
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