Sorry, I'm Not Into Polygamy...

Dear people hitting on me,

I'm flattered by your interest. While it is nice to know that I am attractive and all, I regret to inform you that I am not available, nor am I interested.

To all the guys out there who seem to think I am a free agent, if it wasn't obvious by the prior sentence I want to make it explicitly clear, I am not available! Even more heart-wrenching news to said men, I'm not into polygamy. Monogamy is kinda my thing, and that's not about to change.

I hope you are not too heartbroken, and you can understand where I am coming from... a happy place that does not involve you.

Sincerely,

Me

Top Five Reasons I Want a Keytar

For almost 4 years I have wanted a keytar. If you don't know what a keytar is, click here... if you had to click there, I am judging you. Also, if you don't think keytars are awesome, I hate you!

Reason 1: They sound awesome. It's like having a keyboard and synthesizer all in one, instead of having a billion wires everywhere.

Reason 2: Keytars are light and portable. Have you tried lugging around a keyboard? And I don't mean one of those light crappy ones. The heavy, decent sounding ones (I'm elitist when it comes to keyboards). When I was in a band I had to carry one around... not fun!

Reason 3: Lights! Yes, I said Lights because that is her name. I'm pretty sure she changed it legally = kinda awesome if you ask me. Lights is a Canadian musician who is kinda amazing. She's adorable, has a great voice, and plays the keytar on top of it all. If you watch any of her vlogs on youtube, you will also see that she has an amazing personality / sense of humor. As Charlie Sheen would say: "Epic winning." Lights is one of my favorite musicians ^_^

Reason 4: I said they are cool, therefore, they are. Lets face it, if you are reading my blog you are expecting to read my opinion... so one could argue that my opinion is important. Don't worry guys, I'm not narcissistic! I really do care about your opinions too! Feel free to comment ^_^

Reason 5: Very few people actually own a keytar in comparison to a guitar. Everyone and their uncle owns a guitar! I find it annoy to follow trends, so one day I will own a keytar. Due to the lack of funds in my keytar savings I am not able to afford one just yet (sadly university has taken the bulk of both my income and savings).

To summarize, keytars are amazing! I want one, and so should you! I will leave you with Lights song Saviour...  

Top 5 Reasons Google is Amazing

Recently someone has been trying to tell me that Google is not all it's cracked up to be. This person is WRONG! Seriously!!! Yes, Google may be taking over almost every aspect of our lives, but I still say it is fantastic, and this is why... 

Reason 1) Google Suggestions: I feel that this YouTube video can really show this more effectively than anything I could actually say...



Reason 2) Go to Google and type in "do a barrel roll"... you are welcome!

Reason 3) Go to Google Maps and get directions from Japan to California, or from Japan to China... I don't know about you, but I'd get pretty darn tired after kayaking across the pacific ocean! When a friend of mine suggested it I seriously doubted that this would actually come up. I was pleasantly surprised.



Reason 4) Go to Google and type in "Chuck Norris", and click on "I'm feeling Lucky." The search results are incredibly fitting for Mr. Norris.








Reason 5) Angry Birds: Yes, I did say Angry Birds. I am somewhat obsessed with this game, and it is available as an application on Google Chrome. This is only one of the best internet browsers out there. I don't use anything else, unless absolutely necessary. LOVE IT!

I would continue the list, however, I feel that Google shows how amazing it is without my having to do anything. If you have anything extra to add to the list, feel free to comment.