Saturday, February 4, 2012

Screw Valentines Day!

It's almost that time of year again, Valentines day, the day which is dedicated to making those with significant others feel special, and those without out one painfully aware how completely alone they really are. If you are going to be alone this Valentines day, perhaps you will find yourself asking questions such as this: Am I really that unattractive? Does my personality suck? Does everyone really dislike me? Is it even possible for me to be loved? Although some may think those are true about themselves, you can't just focus on the fact that you are companion-less and no one wants to be in a long term committed relationship with you. Yes it may be hard, but have you ever considered that you may not have found the right person. That person you are so desperately seeking may not even turn up until you are 80 years old!


Be My Valentine!


Just because you don't have a Valentine, doesn't mean you are any less important than anyone else. It doesn't mean that you aren't beautiful, and it certainly doesn't mean you wouldn't be loved. It is better to focus on the things in life which don't completely suck, like having the few close friends who even in spite of all your flaws love you unconditionally. The friends who would do almost anything to make sure you are okay - those friends are worth more than any stupid box of chocolates. Those delicious chocolates that you are missing out on are only going to make their recipient fat... and if they don't, screw them! And screw that damn box of chocolates! Hell, I have only got two boxes of chocolates in my life, and only one boyfriend has ever given me a bouquet of flowers, so screw flowers too!!!!!

There are only 1 1/2 weeks to go before the big day comes, and I know for a fact that I will not have a Valentine, obviously because I am such a hideous creature! In case you can't tell, that comment was dripping with sarcasm (to the right you will see a picture of me, judge for yourself). Since I will be alone, I have decided to have everyone be my Valentine. I won't be getting everyone flowers or chocolate, but that isn't really what Valentines day is about anyway. It's about some guy back in the day who was martyred for performing wedding ceremonys. Seriously, Valentines day is really about death!!!! Even though I won't be giving everyone flowers or chocolate, will you be my Valentine???

2 comments:

  1. Thank you. Your writings continuously inspire me to be a better person. Or to not give a f&@#* :D You are awesome. Never stop writing!!!

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