I'm Going to Burn Down Life's House!

Yes, I am going to burn down life's house. How will I do it you ask? With combustible lemons!!! Sure they don't exist yet, but Cage Johnson is getting his engineers to work on them. I am also asking my engineering friend to work on the whole combustible lemon thing too.

The reason I am so aggravated with life is because this weekend started off on a rather sour note. I left work feeling rather drained, and was excited to leave and spend time with a certain special someone. Little did I know that life had other plans... I mean, I got to spend time with the person, but after I was in a car accident. Thanks a lot life!!!! I'm fine and everything, but it was rather inconsiderate if you ask me.

Needless to say, I am not too thrilled with the things life have decided to throw at me. I am incredibly thankful for the people I hold dear to me, but really? A car accident was necessary? Obviously I'm going to say no, but perhaps the big guy upstairs has other plans for me, which will be put in motion though me being traumatized in a car accident.... HA! I will believe it when I see it. One thing I have learned from this whole ordeal is to never trust anyone driving a big truck!!!! They block your view of traffic in front of you, and erratically drive / cause accidents in which they are not injured or affected. Of course there are a few exceptions to this, however, I can count on one hand the drivers of big trucks that I trust (my mother in New Zealand being one of them).

If anyone speaks to life, let it know to be prepared... I am working on the lemons...