Sorry guys, if you were expecting me to profess my deep like for an actual human being, you're out of luck. Instead, you get to read a lovely letter which I have composed, and am considering sending. Depending on my feedback, I might actually submit this letter!
Now, before we get to the meat, let me give you a little back-story. Tonight I went to visit my future apartment (which is amazing). While walking from my car to the apartment, I noticed that a few lights were out, so it was somewhat dark walking there. Naturally, my immediate thought was to compose a ridiculous letter, which I may or may not send, in my mind. Here it is....
Dear Apartment Complex,
I know you don't know me. I'm a future resident who is contacting you regarding path illumination.
I like you a lot! You're incredibly attractive, and pretty freaking awesome, but I would greatly appreciate it if you would consider fixing the lights which illuminate the paths near my future home. It would be incredibly helpful if I could see any predators who are stalking me. Even though that may cost you money, I feel like the opportunity cost for my getting raped would be much higher than a few light-bulbs.
Thank you for your time and consideration. I look forward to your response.
Sincerely,
Future Resident
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