America Has Made Me Fat!

*Disclaimer: Before any viscous rumors spread about me being "anti-American", let me explicitly state: I do not hate America! I am living in the United States right now, and if I hated it so much, why the hell wouldn't I go back home? Also, I do not claim to be fat. In this blog I am merely stating that I should take action towards a healthier lifestyle. Or in other words, I would like to have a more active lifestyle again. I mean, yesterday I had two bowls of ice cream, today I ate birthday cake... that is just a taste of my unhealthy ways! Needless to say, I need to do something before it affects my health.  Now we have that out of the way, I can actually begin my blog.

I really don't know of anyone who would categorize me as "fat"... in fact, I'm sure there are quite a few people who would want to slap me for even suggesting it. If you are wondering what I look like, to the right is a picture of me, taken last week - try to contain yourselves! I know I look fabulous - hahahahahaha!!!! No make-up, messing hair, and hobo leggings are so incredibly flattering / not really. As you can see from the picture of me, I'm not "fat" per se. I have gained a little weight while in America, but I'm not "fat". The only reason I called this blog "America Has Made Me Fat!" is because I needed a catchy blog title. This blog is really about me feeling incredibly unfit / like a slob! It really is my own fault for being such a lazy slob, but being a student and having a desk job have not exactly helped me out.

Anyway, instead of sitting on my butt complaining about it, I have decided to do something about it. This last weekend I made a sad attempt to get in shape, but that whole idea miserably failed when my shins started to hurt... then when I got home my knee was clicking for a good minute or so (my body loves me!). Even in spite of my body's protest against action, I do plan on changing things though! And now that I've told the whole world, I had better actually do something about it. Today I signed up to a gym again, because I'm gangster like that. My new years goal is going to be to make girls hate me even more than they already do, haha... just kidding! But seriously, it would be kinda awesome to get to that level of fitness.