Recently I deleted a ton of people on my Facebook. Why you ask? Because I felt like it! I don't have room in my life for fake liars who are attempting to bring me down. I actually deleted almost 50 people.. I'm working on getting my friend number down - yes, I'm weird. Deal with it! In light of my most recent deletion, I shall notify the world why I may have deleted specific people from my friends list, and hopefully my life.
Reason 1) I don't talk to you. If we don't actually talk, why would I want to be friends on Facebook? That's just a pointless waste of space.
Reason 2) We were never really real friends. If you are fake, I'm more than okay either deleting you myself, or you deleting me.
Reason 3) I only added you to be polite. Yes, I occasionally add people because I feel obligated to do so. After a while, I do delete those people, when they least expect it / won't notice (I hope they don't anyway).
Reason 4) You talk about being a slut or partying way too much. I really don't care that you are a whore, nor do I care about how you go out partying all the time. Great way to live your life if you feel like dying at an early age from liver failure. Enjoy!
Reason 5) Mutual disdain. There have been occurrences where I have deleted people for this reason, or been deleted. As stated in reason two, I'm more than okay if you delete me.
Reason 6) You are incredibly annoying. There are some people who just rub you the wrong way. When the opportunity arises, I delete them. Yay for getting rid of annoying people!!!!
Reason 7) You are a dirty liar. I do not tolerate liars. If you like to me, you are on "The List". What is that you ask? The list of people I despise / don't trust. Not a list you want to be on if you are ever expecting me to help you out with anything.
Reason 8) You spread rumors or lies about me around. Yes, this has happened. I know of at least 2 people who have done this, and thankfully, they are gone from my life. Unfortunately they deleted me before I was given the opportunity, but that does prevent me from getting awkward messages like: "why did you delete me... I thought we were friends." If either party deletes you, chances are there was never a real friendship.
Reason 9) You have made numerous attempts to "get with me" despite my not giving any inclination it would ever happen. If you are in this group, get over yourself. Perhaps consider that you're not G-d's gift to mankind? I'm sure you're a great person and all, but as I have said in my previous blog: Sorry, I'm not into polygamy...
Reason 10) I just don't like you. As The Plain White T's say: "hate is a strong word, but I really really really don't like you." There are just some people who rub you the wrong way.
In closing, if I delete you I either don't like you, or really don't have any feelings either way. If you don't like me, delete me. I hope this blog encourages my audience to delete all of the fake "friends" in their lives - make room for people who actually care!
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